Friday, January 23, 2009

ahem ahem,
according to humanforsale.com im worth exactly,
$1,106,188
ONE MILLION, ONE HUNDRED AND SIX THOUSAND, ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY- EIGHT.
walao. WHY SO LITTLE!? )))))))))):
Physical Factors
Gender: Female - $135,000.. why do males get higher ):
Age: 15 - $50,000 WOAH :D :D
Ethnicity: Asian - $130,000
Hair Color: Black - $5,000....):
Eye Color: Brown - $1,000 ))):

Handed: Right - $5,000
Shoe Size: 7 - $5,000
Bald: No - $0. WTF, MEANS IF IM BALD IM WORTH MORE? LOL.
20/20 Eyesight: Yes - $5,000
Cavities: None - $5,000
Mental Factors
Bilingual: Yes - $0. OI. I SPEAK ONE LANGUAGE THEN WORTH MORE AH.
Lifestyle Factors
Smoker: No - $15,000 YAY.

Pot: No - $10,000
Drugs: No - $10,000 YAY.
Divorced: No - $0, OI. YOU TELLING PEOPLE TO BECOME FLIRTS IS IT?

Watch Television: Often - $2,500. WOO WATCH TV ALSO CAN :D
Sexuality: Straight - $0. HUH? I MUST BE LES OR BI?!?!
Personality Factors

Sense of Humor: Excellent - $65,000 WAAHAHAHA.
Gamble: Never - $0, I SHALL GAMBLE TOMORROW...





OKAY.........
i shall post about this super scary thing that just happened to me.
well, so my mom asked me to pack angbaos. -_-
so i packpackpack.
then when it finally came to the *last* packet,
i reached onto the table for the pile of tendollarnotes.
ALLLLLLLLLL DISAPPEARED, LEFT ONE.
*HELLO, I WAS FREAKING SURE I SAW A PILE OK*
then nevermind. my mom gave me another pile.
so i packpackpackpack,
when it came to the another *last* packet.
wow. THE SAME FUCKING THING HAPPENED AGAIN.
like wtf?! Lol.
*AND I WAS FREAKING SURE I SAW A PILE AGAIN, this time, I *LOST* 2dollarnotes*
wow. i swear to never pack angbaos again..

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